- LARGE fat man in a Speedo: Never ok. Never, ever, ever ok. Like a car accident, I just couldn't look away. I need soap for my eyes.
- Group of "serious" cyclists in their cycling costumes for half a mile down PCH. Right in the midde of them: 2 dudes with swim trunks on beach cruisers drinking something out of red Solo beer pong cups. Awesome.
- You might be a redneck if: You have a giant FREEBIRD tattoo spanning your entire back. (Jeff Foxworthy, you may use this.)
- We brought chairs this time, but no umbrella. Rookies. But we are learning.
- Rick and I had a rock skipping contest. He won by a huge margin. I did, however find a sparkly rock in the perfect shape of a heart. :)
- 6 little Asian children getting LUNCHED on their Boogie Boards. Almost like "Wipeout, the Reality Show."
- Spandex is only for skinny people.
Great day! Had the best time laughing with my BEST friend!
just Dawn
Nothing new here for a while! But I'm guilty of not looking. However, I'll amend it; it isn't just fat men who should avoid speedos. A LOT of us should avoid them.
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