This is Embarrassing

You may have noticed that we've been a little distant lately. Don't worry - it's not a slow breakup. Although, I don't blame you if you want to key our cars, or just ruin our reputations because it does look like we dumped you and then bailed without having "the talk."

It's actually a funny story. If looking really, sadly dumb is funny to you. (It is to us.) I can't speak for Dawn (although I could. And I'm pretty sure I'd get it exactly right in every instance.), but the reason we've been away for so long is that, umm...(cough. Coughing more) we couldn't figure out how to get into our blog.

I know.

Somewhere along the way, our password changed, or our e-mail address changed, or both, or, we could chalk it all up to my ineptitude. (I can use big big words but can't get access into my own blog. How's that for ironical. [Not a word.]) Either way, I tried a couple of times and then gave up. (As a rule, I don't like to be overly pushy or persistent in life.) And Dawn....well, I don't know what her deal was. She either had the same issue as I did, or she just didn't have any drive to write because without my posts, there was no competition involved.

The important thing is.....We are back. And I thought that the first post after our (avoidable) hiatus should be one that represents the very things that we are known for: embarrassing admissions, long breaks between posting anything, and over-clarification. Wait. That's only one of us. (Spoiler alert!) Because I know Dawn doesn't feel the need to over-clarify, but she does always point out when I'm doing it, which, I admit, happens a lot, so, you see,  that's why I'm the only one I'm referencing when I mention over-clarification.

So, everyone, I hope you'll take us back. Or if not that, I hope we can at least still be friends despite our distance. It wasn't purposeful.

But it was just outright dumb.