Open the show with ACDC!!! F YEAHHHHHH!!!
I love LL Cool J. Same hat doe, bro??
T SWIZZLE!!!
Sam Smith…nerdy makes good. Yay you, dude.
Jessie J, how can you stand on the stage with Tom Jones in that monstrosity of a dress? UGH. you guys, her boobs look like pancakes. Hate. Fire your stylist.
Pharrell’s shorts are the equivalent of his hat last year. So, yeah. Bow tie, on point.
Did Kanye just get done at fitness 19?
Madonna!!! Living for love….The OG brought it. As only she can. Looked better than the last few times Ive seen her. Love the finger waves, girl.
Wait, what happened to your voice Madge when you went live?
Im a little bored here peeps….
I hope it gets better…..
Bey, your hair never looked better. No one loves you like i do, girl.
Who's the ginger? #wheresdavegrohl #wheresbilliejoe?
ELO. Junior high Dawn is stressing over the dance.
Im in Maroon 5! What’s your name? Not Adam Levine. Oh, that guy.
Gwen is my spirit animal. Her dress is what id like to be buried in.
Where’s the rock act? I see you, Dave Grohl….
Hozier….(Kenny G hair?)
I show you my sins and you sharpen your knife….I can relate!
(I could TAG people in this!)
(Katy Perry’s Cover Girl ad was the highlight of the Grammys so far.)
PSA…good, but?
Ok, segway to song….Is that ok?…
But…. I love Katy.
This performance, powerful. beautiful. LOVE the shadow dancers.
(Where do you freaking apply for that? No, I’m serious.)
Katy. Wow. the white cape dress, wow. You, wow.
Ok, where is the rock act?
Let’s all agree that Annie Lennox is the coolest white woman ever and I won’t have to shank you in the calf.
Tony and Gaga. Color me excited!!
Heaven, I’m in heaven…
Tony B, you still got it man.
LADY Gaga, I love you so much and this is your sweet spot, sista!!
(Michelle, please suck it, bc Gaga was ON POINT. Don’t fight it.)
Keith Urbans ponytail is SO LAME. What is he thinking? Did he get tired of being cute and relevant?
Country blah blah country….
Rhi!! Ok, big all star jam…
Rhianna, Kanye, and…Sir Paul? It’s weird for me, dawg.
*Crowd shot of dude with afro pick in his hair. awesome.*
(Ok, Rick went to bed.)
Were is the rock act? Hell, I’ll take a kick ass DJ. At least last year they ad Avicii and Daft Punk.
Hopefully Juannes is better than all of those Country people. Odelay…
K.
WHERE’S THE ROCK ACT??
Ok, just heard the rest of the line up. Ok, my girl Beyonce, but you guys….Prince…WHERE’S THE ROCK ACT??
Dang. Color me sad, Grammys. Sure I loved Katy and T Swift and Gaga but this year was just meh for me dawg.
Im going to bed. I will dream about Muse and the Foo Fighters. Imagine Dragons and Arctic Monkeys. I’m sure the Killers are ROCKING THE SHIT out of somewhere right now. But thanks Grammys, for all the Kanye I could stomach and more country than I could bear.
These opinions are brought to you by Dawn only. But I’m pretty sure Michelle is coming along…
Love and Grammys,
just Dawn
