I'm Sexy and I Know It. by: Dawns Spine

Hi Blog Fans,  (You know, Dawn and Michelle's Moms)
It's me, Dawns amazing Spine.  It has occurred to me of late, that the hair, the smile, the face, the skin, get ALL of the attention!  They don't do CRAP compared to me! PLUS, they get all the glory!  "Oh Dawn, you look so youthful!". You know what I get?...."Oh Dawn, you have the spine of an 85 year old woman!".  It's time I had my day in the sun! So lately, it's been all about me. AND I have been twisted, slammed, kicked, flipped, karate chopped, and wrenched for all of my trouble.  What am I anyway, compared to the colored, dyed, Botoxed, extensioned, cosmeticed, plucked, groomed, moisturized, shaved, waxed, serumed, buffed, and exfoliated MORE IMPORTANT entities that all together make up our Dawn?  

Oh Dawn, you are so cruel.  I have stood up for you (Literally) your whole life.  You have "rewarded" me with gymnastics, wrestling, and free sparring  for my dogged perseverance.  Well, now its all ME, isn't it?  I got MY picture taken twice this week!  I had MY specialists tending to our needs this week, didn't I?  HA to you, colorist! Manicurist!  I'm the star this week!
 
Dawn, if you can't grasp how important it is to nurture and care for the structure over the exterior, who will?  The foundation over the superficial?  I hate to be the I-told-you-sayer of your body (I've always left that up to the SO self-important, "You can't live without ME" heart) but your reality check is NOW, my Dawn.  Time for a lovely Pilates class.  Hang up your theoretical wrestling boots for good.  Or else.

Love,
Your Smoking Hot Lumbar, Thoracic, and Cervical Spine.