This isn't breaking news by any means, but Dawn is pretty funny. And clever. Funny and clever. And pretty. Funny, clever, pretty....let's see.....,that's enough for now. The problem is, this isn't news to her either. Which means Dawn clearly doesn't get as impressed with her humor as I do, which is why pretty much on a constant basis, I'm yelling at her, "PUT THAT ON OUR BLOG! No, seriously. Do it, or I'll claim I came up with that funny bit myself. And then I'll be funny AND shrewd."
So that's why today's post is nothing more than a chance for me to draw attention to Dawn's latest show of cleverness....since she most likely won't believe my threat of shanking her unless she puts this on our blog. This is from her Facebook status (One thing of note: Dawn refers to where she lives as The Woods since she has a few more tall trees bearing a wider girth around her house than she previously had.):
Dear Verizon, I offer my own driveway for a cell phone tower. Please contact me (via landline) to let me know when. Residents of The Woods, you're welcome. Signed, Can You Hear Me Now.
And that, my friends, is how you do "witty."
Signed, Yours Shrewdly, Michelle
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I thought I posted a comment here. That's weird. Well I did, and it said something to the effect of you're amazing and funny and pretty and clever too. And then I had a joke about balloon animals, and then I recalled a trip to the zoo, no real reason for the balloon animals and reference to the zoo, I just think I was feeling sharey.
ReplyDeleteand then I said cheers.